True Blood: Never Let Me Go (S2E5)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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This episode is brought to YOU by HANDJOBS! **twinkling sound** This week Daphne reveals how she knows about Sam's secret! Sookie attempts to force a bond with Barry the telepath, but fails miserably. Meanwhile Tara gets overwhelmed by the world, but comes home to Maryann who offers comfort! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina talks away Eric's previous poor oral hygiene, Mikie has thoughts about the episode title, and Ash readies herself to show Maryann these hands because of her "Temu Gran costume" she puts on! (Honestly! The fucking nerve of this woman!) And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0	previously on the rewatcher, True Blood.
0:06.0	She's like, oh shit, I'm still horny all by.
0:07.9	They're out.
0:09.0	She's like, gotta go work this out.
0:10.7	I gotta go work this out.
0:15.0	And Mikey was like, I love him, though.
0:17.0	No.
0:18.0	Mickey was like he's so hot when he's excited about God's powers. God's awesome mat. Power to obliterate evil. But Daphne gives him a come hither stare, hoping he'll change his mind. She's like, ooh, oh, what she does. That's, that's ashes come hither stare. She goes, oh, oh, oh. It's worked. Wow. I'm just kidding. That's how I got
0:38.8	Drew. That's how I got through. That has been cast upon me. Ask Drew. You know,
0:42.1	scratches are rank and you probably have pussy lima beans inside of you, but I hope you
0:48.0	get to put Sam. That's going to be a new drag queen name. Pussy llama. Pussy llama beans, baby.
0:56.0	How do I get on here?
0:57.0	She's like
0:57.8	She's like tried
0:59.0	Do you guys remember Scooby-Doo?
1:00.8	She's like Scrappy Do you?
1:01.8	Oh, don't ever say that
1:04.4	in my presence
1:05.1	I love Scrappy-Due
1:06.4	Scrappy-Doo is terrible
1:08.1	Oh
1:09.5	I had no idea I am so offended right now. He sucks. Oh my God. Yeah, Scooby Dumb. He is awesome. I don't even know who that is. Who's that? I'll show you later. There's a great dance. It's good stuff. Whoa. Yeah. They, when they see each other, he's like, Scooby-Duby-Doo.
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