Hello, welcome to Useful Idiots. I'm your co-host. You're a Katie helper. I'm

that you be the other co-host. How are you doing Katie help? I'm good. Are you

wearing a useful idiot's t-shirt? I am. I'm

merchandising. I'm doing my Cam Newton thing. I mean I was going to say you I just

confuse you with Cam Newton. I got confused where what am I talking to? Am I co-hosting

with Matt Teibi or Cam Newton? We look a lot alike. Well it was just that move that's

signature. Right. Yes exactly. Yeah. And for and for only listeners you should know

that Matt is I guess like exposing his churred chest. I'm doing it. It's the

Superman gesture. Superman gesture. Yeah exactly. Cam Newton does so well. Which Cam Newton

does so well. When he's wearing a touchdown that's his touchdown dance right? Right. Which

he will hold. He's going to do for the Cleveland Unicorns this year. Is that true? He does

that after no because football players don't do they wear what are they wear that they

could do? No no he mimics he mimics pulling yeah because he's Superman. Yeah. It's a

thing. Super cam. He also dabs. That's another. Oh wow. Yeah. I'm in kind of a bad mood.

Can I just point out? So this whole pandemic thing I'm trying to look in the bright side

of it right? Like we're stuck out of civilization right? So I'm trying to get back to nature

right? Taking that opportunity. I kind of live that you know in a wooded place. Taking

my kids out showing them plants stuff like that. And what happens? I get poison ivy.

I was just going to guess. Don't tell me that you showed them poison ivy. I got poison ivy

all over. And it's like I am suffering like the agonies of a thousand deaths right now.

It's like hard. It's a whoever invented poison ivy just you know the dick. Yeah exactly

you'd a bag of dicks whoever that is. It's just a bag of poison ivy dicks. Right. Yeah

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