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Shut up a Second

Trucks with Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Sands Pants Network.

0:07.4

Hey everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

0:10.8

My name is Hayden and I'm joined by Cassandra Page.

0:14.6

Hello, Kass.

0:15.3

Hello, Hayden.

0:16.1

The nearly birthday girl.

0:18.6

Huh?

0:19.9

Yeah.

0:20.3

Wow, as of recording. Oh, but as of listening, it's my birthday. Yes? Yeah. Wow.

0:40.5

As of recording. Oh, but as of listening, it's my birthday. Yes, that's true. If you're listening this on release day, it's my birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. And happy birthday to me as well. Because you're twins. Because we're twins. Because we're twins. I forgot about that. Yes, we're twins. And we also joined all the way from Canada,

0:41.1

Hello.

0:56.0

Montreal. Because you're twins. Because we're twins. Because we're twins. I forgot about that. Yes, we're twins. And we also joined all the way from Canada. Hello. Montreal, Canada. Hello. It's Alistair Trumbly Birtchol. Hello. Good, good. A.T.B. Thank you very much for having me. Do you think you guys could be like late onset twins? Well, we weren't twins when we were born, but actually we've kind of grown to be twins.

1:00.8

What's that thing? We're degenerative twins.

1:03.8

Degenerative?

1:04.5

Yeah, like it, we started off not twins, but it's getting worse as we get older.

1:08.3

We get, yeah, become more. It doesn't become, that almost feels like the opposite. I feel like if you're degenerative twins, you start off as twins and then age completely and just become completely different people. Okay, so what are we then? Because we're becoming twins. We're regenerative twins. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like, you know the way that that guy... I like late on set twins.

1:28.2

Yeah, laid on set twins.

1:29.2

You know, but you know the way the guy, like, who was the really rich guy who was pretending like he was going to stop his body from aging. Oh, yeah. Okay. He's measuring his son's boners at night. Did you know that? I didn't know that. Not with like a tape measure, but like...

1:41.8

Yeah.

1:42.5

But just one of those laser ones?

1:44.0

Like it was lasers...

1:45.0

Just a scan.

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