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Welcome to the Ralph Report with Ralph Garmin.

Well hello there boys and girls, welcome to the Ralph Report, a brand new show for a brand

new week.

Yeah sure, it's a Monday, but your Monday is about to get a whole lot better in the next

hour and change because you're listening to the Ralph Report.

A Ralph Report with the stuff in your penis in your leg.

That's right.

But the stuff in your penis in your leg says our medical expert doctor Eddie Pence.

Oi, more on that later, but let's get the introductions out of the way.

I am your old podcast pal Ralph Garmin sitting here in the back cave with me is the rear

admiral himself sheriff of ghost town doctor.

You should be on the Joe Rogan show given your medical opinions.

Hey, it's an opinion.

We're just having a discussion.

He's sometimes known as holy God, holy gosh, but most people call him Eddie Pence.

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