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Welcome to the Ralph Report with Ralph Garmin.

Well happy new year, Garmin.

Welcome back to the Ralph Report a first for this brand new year 2022.

It is Monday, January 3rd and we're going godless.

That's right.

No more Lilith, no more any gods because they have failed us for the past two years.

So this year we're all science based here at the Ralph Report.

Success, success, we've done it, we've done it.

It is a brand new Ralph Report for a brand new year sadly however our beloved rear admiral

Eddie Pence won't be joining us this week apparently two weeks of occasion not enough

for Eddie.

He had to take a third show saver.

Please make sure make sure the recording's on nice job Eddie penny.

Yeah nice job Eddie penny.

He's taking the rest of the week off.

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