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Welcome to the Ralph Report, we're having a good time before the mics you can go on.

My God.

Oh, I'll tell you all better than many kids, but welcome to the Ralph Report last Ralph Report

of the week on this Friday, December 3rd year of our Goddess Lilith 2021.

Oh, hello, it is right to give her thanks and praise.

It's right for her to smite some people.

Some evil opportunistic con man.

That's who she should smite or smote.

Or smite smite smite smite smote smite smote smote that smite smite smote that

smite smote that.

I got fucked up, I got fucked up, not in the good way.

Oh, fuck me, let me tell you what happened, kids.

Many of you have sent me the video for this amazing new Christmas ornament that's coming

out this year from our good friends at Hallmark.

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