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Welcome to the Ralph Report with Ralph Garmin.

Well, hello there boys and girls, welcome to a brand new week.

That's right.

It's Monday.

Oh, come on, it's not that bad because you got the Ralph Report to wake you up on a Monday.

It is Monday, May 17th, year of our Lord, not our Lord, our Goddess, Lillith 2021.

Oh, hello, it is right to give her thanks and praise.

Happy Monday, kids, we got a hell of a show lined up for you today because on the corner

you want to know why?

Well, it's Munchen Monday, that's why a new experience for both Eddie and myself, a very

rare Munchen Monday where we're both trying something for the first time.

Yes.

It's a special day because it's come quatt day, come quatt.

So we're going to be popping, come quatt doesn't sound appetizing.

Oh, it sounds so good.

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