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with Ralph Garmon. Well, hello there, boys and girls, welcome to the Ralph Report, a brand new show for a brand new day.

It is Tuesday, April 9th, the year's 2024.

That's the ear of Dick.

And one weird thing, I'm standing on the car and

this one guy's running down the street with a couch on his back.

So I said, hey buddy, are you a looter?

And he says, no, I'm a psychiatrist on my way to a household.

You see because psychiatrists use couches and they need to take them

clients lie down so it was the house might be a house without a

couch call oh well dick Gregory is right to give So it was the house. It might be a house on the couch. Call.

Oh, Dick Gregory.

It is right to give Dick Gregory thanks and praise.

Just like it's right for you guys to be joining us here today on the Ralph report.

Speaking of Ralph.

I'm your old podcast, pal.

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