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It is a brand new show for a brand new day.

That day is March 5th. The year's 2024. That's the year of Dick.

I conquered Mount Everest. Mount Everest can only be scaled by the world's most expert and experienced climbers.

Thank you very much.

You're a welcome.

You didn't climb Mount Everest and you know it.

Oh yeah, I got a $10 bill, it says I climb Mount Everest.

Oh, really?

See right here, it says I climb Mount Everest. Oh really? See right here it says I climb Mount Everest doesn't

What ten dollars? Don't go with me. I'll put it away you'd steal it. All right so you

climb Mount Everest. Tell me about it. Well it's a tall pointed thing with snow all over.

I know what it works like.

See? We are Rowan and Martin.

You are the Dick Martin of the Ralph Report.

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