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Well, hello there, boys and girls,

welcome to the Ralph Report a brand new show for a brand new day.

It's a Tuesday. And the date, December 12th, the year is

2023. That's the year of Larry.

Have fun and puxatani, Phil.

For your information here... Have fun and puxatoni, Phil.

For your information, Erdu, there is a major network interested in me. Yeah, that would be the home shopping network.

Thanks, Larry.

Go in the van, William.

What?

I have all the Larry's, I never thought we get the bist.

Larry the cameraman. I's Larry the cameraman.

I never thought we get all hell Larry the cameraman.

From Groundhog Day.

I never thought we get to this Larry.

Played of course by the great Chris Elliot.

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