In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it.

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

Hey everybody, this has never seen it. I'm your host Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where

comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before and we read their scripts.

Today, Troy Walker is here. Troy has never seen Paddington 2, but he rewrote it and we read his script.

And what a movie to have never seen. It's so much fun. I don't want to spoil anything about the

script, but it is a wonderful, wonderful time. I love Troy. He has a new album out called Esquire

on Blonde Medicine. You can find him on Instagram at Troy Walker ESQ for Esquire. And see everything

about his album there. Go check it out. Go listen to him.

He's so funny. John O'Salay is here. I love having John O'Owan. You may remember Troy was on here way back when in our pandemic days doing Mr. Smith goes to Washington and now Paddington, too. Love having them here in the same place as me with wonderful mics having a good time. There's a lot of bizarre talk up top that I kind of left in about YouTube algorithms and what we watch there, so it's a little clunky getting going, but it leads to this interesting story about Troy and CIA recruitment or something. It's just, I found it all so bizarre. I wanted to leave it in before the Paddington script. So there's a little political talk, all that. We're goof around. Hope you enjoy it. If you don't fast forward on through there until you hear British accents and you'll be in the script. Thank you so much for being here. If you want the ad-free extended version of the podcast and helps keep this podcast afloat, go over to patreon.com slash never seen it for more, and you can check that out there.

And if you're a D&D fan, I am part of a D&D campaign that will be releasing a podcast.

It is called Darkest Whimsie.

It is DMed by hilarious comedian Dan Telfer, and it is so much fun, darkestwimsy.com or on Instagram or whatever, you can find out more information about that, where I am playing a Goliath Barbarian Bard named Murp who is an ex-professional

wrestler looking for his tag team partner.

That's called Darkest Wimsy.

You'll see me tagged in that stuff on Instagram as well.

Enjoy this episode.

So much fun being here with Troy.

Troy Walker has never seen Paddington 2.

Yeah, I go like, oh, I'm taking a trip, and I think I might want to book this hotel. I wonder if there's any reviews of the hotel. And you go on YouTube, huh? Yeah, because I can get the video reviews. And I really want to see it. I never thought about video reviews.

That would make sense. And also, especially if they like show what it looks like. Oh, yeah. It'll be like photos are very misleading. Well, that's the thing is it'll be people walking through the lobby. They'll show like the restaurant. They'll show like what the rooms look like. Interesting. I don't look at video people in a lobby. you know or like uh like'm trying to figure out like, oh, is this like a restaurant I want to try?

Like it usually for like trips elsewhere or whatever, I'll go, oh, okay.

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