Oh, God, these are suffering and this is our moment of great despair.

Trout Rouge.

Yo, what is up, everybody?

It's your boy, Joe Cermelli here.

And welcome to the first installment of a new cut and retie spin-off series. We are calling Trout Rage that I'm going to hurl at you from time to time violently when you're not looking, okay? Thanks to my good friends over at Trout Routes who are making this all possible. Now, I love those dudes because they have a sense of humor, right? And you'll understand that in just a minute.

I also know some of you are already frequent trout routes users. But for those of you who are not, okay, let me familiarize you very quickly.

This is an app for trout anglers in particular who love to explore new waters. You know, trout routes features on-ex satellite imagery, fishing access points, public and private land boundaries, offline maps.

Look, if you want to go way off grid and have no service, real-time stream temperature and flow data.

How trouty, if you will, a body of water might be based on data they've been aggregating for years.

Look, I could go on and on here.

But the point is, trout

routes is designed to enhance your enjoyment of trout fishing, foot missions especially.

It's a tool designed to help you make fewer bad decisions, perhaps, or get in fewer

jams if you want to get way out there. And by the way, if you want that kind uh, if you, uh, want that kind of power in your

trout vest pocket, use the code retie 20 at maps.trout routes.com and you can score a little

discount on a pro plan. But trout rage is celebrating the opposite of smooth sailing. Okay.

We are here to celebrate Wade trips gone wrong, which, uh, every one of us listening has had. Okay. We are here to celebrate Wade trips gone wrong, which every one of us

listening has had. Okay. Now, I'm having a ton of fun putting these together because you guys know

there's nothing I enjoy more than a scary or hilarious or cringe-worthy story. And as trout rage rages on,

you'll hear tales that conjure wincing and belly laughs for a variety of

reasons, all right? But we're going to kick this one off with my dear friend John Frazier, who is no

stranger to the cut and retie program. John works for Sims and has been living in Bozeman, Montana for over a

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