I'm not a blessing.

It's a joy to come into your homes.

If you're ever in our area, please stop by.

Be a part of one of our services.

I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home.

I like to start with something funny.

I heard about this little girl.

She asked her mother how the human race got started.

Her mother explained how God created Adam and Eve,

and they had children, on and on, here we are today.

A few days later, she asked her father the same question.

He explained how many years ago there were a bunch of monkeys.

Over time, they became more and more like people, and here we are.

Confused, she went back to her mother, said,

Mom, you said God created people.

Dad said we came from monkeys. How could that be?

She said, oh honey, it's easy.

I told you about my side of the family.

He told you about his.

Say it like you mean it.

This is my Bible.

I am what it says I am.

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