Hello and welcome to hysteria. I'm Aaron Ryan. This week, Alissa Master Monaco joins to discuss how little the young Royals care for the young trumps. Also Hope Hicks, Our Lady of Perpetual Self-Pity, and whether Elizabeth Warren was right to shun Fox News.

Then it's a Keep It Hysteria crossover episode when

Kara Brown joins Megan Galey and Tian Tran to talk about competition and how it

brings out our best and our worst. And this week another special treat as I chat with Rebecca Nagel, the host of this land, a new

crooked media podcast on the murder that led to a Supreme Court case that could determine the

fate of a man and half of the land in Oklahoma.

And as if that wasn't enough, the hills will die on.

Before we get started, a little bit of house housekeeping if you want to submit a hill that you'll die on

Record a 30 second voice memo on your phone and send it to hysteria at crooked.com. I just want to make a note that there are so many of you with really really ardent

opinions about things that don't matter and every time I take a look at our inbox and

it is full of hills I tear up a little bit it means that much to me that you guys are such petty

assholes. I just I love you guys so much. Second, merch is in the works and I'm

biased but it is great. Third, I'm trying a new thing where I give a shout out to a special

group of listeners. Guys this episode is extra long this week which is

just because we have extra interviews, extra good stuff with Alyssa, and a really great conversation about

competition. So I'm dedicating this episode to people who are currently caught in traffic.

The episode is long enough that hopefully it will outlast whatever frustration you're dealing with behind the wheel.

Now let's get the show started. Hello. How are you? I'm very sad today. Why are you? I'm very sad today. Why are you?

Okay, so this is very random and once I say it I'll be over it but I was sitting here like an hour ago and I got an email from the vet I no longer go to because they fucking suck telling me that it was time for

bunnies checkup and bunnies died a year ago and they should know that.

Oh terrible customer service. That is terrible customer service. Terrible customer service. That is terrible customer service.

Terrible customer service.

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