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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hello, everybody, it is I.

Hello, everybody, it is I, a program named Tron. And I am the perfect man stuck in a machine. Not man at all. Pugh, pew, pew. Look at my crazy discs. Ooh, you gotta dodge him. You gotta dodge him. It's crazy. Oh, now I'm riding a motorcycle. Miao, meow, meow. Computers are cool, kids. Computers are real cool. Well, that's just like your opinion, man. I'm Jeff Bridges, and this is my movie now. I know the movie's named Tron. What? And you're like the hero or whatever, but like party hearty, my dude. Like, who cares? Relax. Crack a beer. Touch a titty. Why not? It's, it's me. Jeff Bridges. I play Kevin Flynn. I'm the real star of the movie. You don't even remember that Tron was a character. Look, just because my personality is akin to office supplies doesn't mean that we can't center an entire film around me.

I mean, please, come on.

I'm perfect.

Nobody cares.

You weren't even in the movie in the sequel movie.

You were just kind of like implied.

Yeah.

And then at the last minute, it kind of feels like your presence in, it was kind of like people who made the sequel,

forgot that the franchise is named after you.

Yeah, originally my character was to be called Workaround,

and they renamed it to Tron.

Go on.

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