Hello, Danny. How are you? You're late today. You want to address that? Address this?

Yeah, address the fact that you were tardy to the podcast. Yeah, you are very punctual.

Yeah, and usually, typically I am. Punctual meaning eight minutes late today. It was a 24 minute late kind of day.

And you know what? That's because sometimes

my iPhone alarm doesn't feel like doing its job. Since the newest software update, airplane mode is

no longer a thing. Wow. So whenever I get a call while sleeping or while trying to get something

done on my computer, I damn sure get that. Okay.

I pick it up.

It distracts me.

It completely throws me off my flow.

And it ends up being an Indian guy with a 9-16 area code.

You know how they have the random area code scrambler?

So it's like, oh, I went to elementary school of that area code.

Hello?

Hello.

Your car insurance is bound to be revoked and your car will be

impounded if you do not give your social security number. Well, I get all those calls, but the alarm,

the little, it doesn't feel like that's very important for when I actually have something to wake up

for. I get it. There is something, i don't know if it's evil about the apple

alarm i feel like it wants to create stress for you like also you can't change the alarm like

so many people try to like put a song on yeah something it just doesn't let you you think it will

always revert back it's the communist party this is their new method of fuck it with us.

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