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Ignorant Philosophy

Dorian Keith Media

Comedy

4.8 • 799 Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2018

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Some of the stuff we say is real... Some aren't. It's for you to decide to get mad or not. People tweet the most when they don't agree. Keep promoting us. Thank you all so much for the love!

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0:00.0	With the new iPhone SE for less than $100 at Metro, you rule.
0:04.0	It's the most affordable iPhone on the number one brand in prepaid.
0:07.0	So whether you're studying online or FaceTiming,
0:10.0	Hey, Mom.
0:10.9	Hi, dear.
0:11.5	The iPhone SE has all you need.
0:13.7	Switch to Metro and get the iPhone SE for $9999 after rebate redemption and six months of service with auto pay.
0:19.5	Metro by T-Mobile, rule your day.
0:22.5	Limit one per account slash household requires port and ID validation,
0:25.2	not valid for numbers currently on the T-Mobile network are active on Metro in past 90 days.
0:28.5	Restrictions apply, see store for details.
0:30.1	Well, obviously, we have a rapist in Lincoln Park.
0:35.5	He's climbing in your windows.
0:37.3	He's snatching your people up trying
0:39.3	to rape him so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and had your husband because they're raping anybody out here.
0:45.3	You are really dumb, for real. You don't have to come and confess that you did. We're looking for you. We're going to find you.
0:52.3	I'm letting you know knack so you can run and tell that, home boy.
0:56.0	Hey, I want you to be famous.
0:59.3	Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is going on? Episode 259 of Ignor and Philosophy.
1:04.5	This is a warning before we get too deep into this. I am going to be on all bullshit.
1:10.4	Start to finish. As soon as you heard the little white girl say, hey, I want going to be on all bullshit. Start to finish.
1:11.5	As soon as you heard the little white girl say, hey, I want to be famed.
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