When it comes to this mythology, Paul's a connoisseur,

Sarah has an interest, but it's all Greek to her. From Cronus's kids, we're childhood to what's going down in Haiti's hood.

These fables are bizarre, but good, but still understood.

Whoa, okay. understood.

Whoa, okay.

Hey, welcome to another edition of Myth Understood.

Sarah, that metal voice you were sort of singing along with for our theme song made me really want to hear you

record a metal version of our theme song.

I'm going to need a lot of Camemile tea but I can do it.

A lot of Cammel you want you don't you want a downer rather than an upper?

Well, I mean, I need a throat coat.

Oh, you need some throat coat, yeah.

That would do it.

So we are, we're continuing on with the expansive story that is the Trojan War and you might think to yourself

Maybe they will get into some battle today, but

You would be wrong yeah the more politics more more

things that set up the Trojan war are happening but I promised by the end of

today's episode you'll all be dead.

We will be ready to start the Trojan War for real's ease next time.

But before we even get into that I wanted to do something that I was actually

inspired to do sort of in part by comments that have been received on social media.

Oh my god you're finally going to punch me in the face.

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