Trofim Lysenko (Entry 743.MT1325)
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🗓️ 3 February 2022
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In which a Soviet agronomist misunderstands genetics so badly that millions of people die, and John finds giraffes to have the sexiest eyelashes. Certificate #27832.
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| 0:00.0 | We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
| 0:21.0 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental |
| 0:26.2 | reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. |
| 0:28.8 | These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. |
| 0:35.0 | So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions, |
| 0:41.0 | this is our legacy to you. |
| 0:43.4 | This is our time capsule. |
| 0:45.4 | This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 743.m.T. 1325, certificate number 27832. |
| 1:17.0 | Trophim L'Senko. |
| 1:24.0 | What was the next? |
| 1:27.0 | What was the next day was a couple of life. |
| 1:30.0 | If the UK institution is a new Are you're a gardener? Are you in life? |
| 1:34.0 | Gattoven, we have had not yet in the modern |
| 1:36.0 | finance and what is true? |
| 1:38.0 | Are you a gardener? |
| 1:40.0 | I'm trying to think if your property which has obviously some bushes |
| 1:45.6 | He's had a little Seattle yard, but it doesn't do you ever have you ever gone through a phase where you're like I'm gonna to keep this plant alive? Yeah, herb garden recently has |
| 1:57.1 | been really my speed because a lot of those are perennials which means you'll just have rosemary and mint forever. |
| 2:05.7 | And it's useful, you know, like fresh herbs are great and you know, there you'd have to I come from a time when you could not |
| 2:16.5 | get fresh mint or cilantro if you wanted it you can make Moroccan whiskey is that |
| 2:20.7 | what you need for Moroccan whiskey? Mint. |
| 2:23.0 | Mint mostly. |
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