Trixie Mattel And Kelly Mantle Get Woo Woo On The Kelly Mantle Show!
The Kelly Mantle Show
Kelly Mantle & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon
5.0 • 578 Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2025
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. |
| 0:03.5 | Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. |
| 0:06.4 | Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle. |
| 0:09.2 | And this is the Kelly Mantle show. |
| 0:12.3 | Won't you come inside, the Kelly Mantle studio? Do you know I never know where I am, but I always end up where I'm supposed to be? |
| 0:32.9 | Isn't that lyrical of me? |
| 0:35.9 | The other day, I was swimming in the Dead Sea with my good Judy, Judy. |
| 0:42.3 | And it dawned on me that Judy's never mentioned in the papers. |
| 0:47.3 | Judy's never noted on the news. |
| 0:49.3 | But loving her is easier than a Christopherson tune. |
| 0:53.3 | Weirdness follows me wherever I go. |
| 0:56.4 | Weirdness seems to know me better than I seem to know myself. |
| 1:00.3 | I'm someone else. |
| 1:01.9 | Looking to the clock beside my bed. |
| 1:04.2 | Am I really keeping time or is it only keeping me instead? |
| 1:08.1 | Should I just go back to bed? |
| 1:13.6 | Awake and bake to face all the hippodromes and heathens sipping seagrams from my mug, peels at all the after-parties that we sweep beneath the rug, |
| 1:20.5 | figuring that loving's just the kind of dice that you throw. And I wonder, can a cactus and a lily |
| 1:25.5 | find a common pot to grow? I don't see spaces in between. |
| 1:29.5 | I don't see colors running down the TV screen. |
| 1:32.3 | There's no lines written in this scene. |
| 1:34.5 | So I won't say a thing until I look up and see Judy drowning. |
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