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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Triumph, Defeat and Disruption on Super Tuesday | Judith Heumann

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2020

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Trevor gives his next-day analysis of Super Tuesday, Lewis Black rails against the scourge of "sharenting," and activist Judith Heumann discusses her book "Being Heumann." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:06.0

March 4, 2020.

0:09.0

From Comedy Central's World News Headquarters in New York.

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This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah. Here's edition.

0:31.0

Thank you so much for shooting in. Thank you for coming out.

0:34.0

Thank you so much for coming out. Take a seat, everybody. Take a seat.

0:37.0

Those are the right shows.

0:38.0

I'm Trevor Noah. Our guest tonight is an amazing woman who has spent her entire life fighting for human rights and protections for disabled people.

0:46.0

Judith Human is joining us, everybody.

0:50.0

You're really one of us.

0:51.0

Amazing story. Also on tonight's show, the Democratic race is down to the final two.

0:56.0

Jurassic Park is real and Lewis Black doesn't want to see pictures of your kids.

1:01.0

So let's catch up on today's headlines.

1:07.0

Let's kick it off with the coronavirus.

1:09.0

The disease is now officially in 85 countries and it has over 95,000 confirmed cases.

1:17.0

And it's the reason even white people have switched to the fist bump.

1:22.0

And explode.

1:25.0

Now here in New York, because the city is so crowded, the risk of coronavirus is especially dangerous.

1:31.0

Because you see if corona can make it here, it can make it anywhere.

1:37.0

And that's why city officials are taking action.

1:40.0

The MTA's stepping up its cleaning efforts to prevent the spread of the coronavirus on public transit.

1:45.0

Workers are just infecting 427 subway stations, wiping down the turnstiles, handrails and ticket-venting machines daily.

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