Trisha HATES Moses’ Cooking & Michael Jackson Movie Review - H3 Show #264

H3 Podcast

Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.7 • 25K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 235 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello, thanks for being here. This is Ethan Klein coming at you.
0:07.0	Live through the power of the internet, that's what Boogie used to say.
0:12.0	It's mine now.
0:14.0	Well, it is April 29th.
0:19.0	2026, we are all dying. The month has gone by so fucking fast, man.
0:24.6	Well... Yes, faster than we thought.
0:28.6	Does anyone freaked out by how fast time? I know I sound like a boomer when I said,
0:32.6	every time I say this, but like, does anyone feel like the time is going by, like scary fast?
0:36.6	Yes. No. Only, Dan is going by like scary fast? Yes.
0:37.9	No.
0:38.9	Only, Dan is the only one who has ascended time and space.
0:43.6	Time slows for me, actually.
0:46.2	That's great.
0:47.2	Yeah.
0:47.7	How do you do it?
0:49.8	A combination of psychic influence and a divine connection to the ineffable being of goodness.
1:01.5	Oh, wow.
1:02.1	Okay, you're tapped in.
1:03.3	In other words.
1:05.3	Wow.
1:05.8	And he's up?
1:07.7	Yeah, I am.
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