All right, here we go.

How's everybody about a day? Hey, you doing? I went kind of Bob Dylan on that, didn't I? How's everybody done? Doing good. If you're watching this from social clips and stuff, you notice have a different background because I found out that there is a business center in the building of which we live here in New York City. So I decided to come try this out, mainly because I wouldn't have a dog that was barking at me constantly asking for treats while I was doing the show, which is always fun to edit out. Is this millennial gray? I think it is. It's fine. I'm fine with it. I just got finished watching the French Open final, Sinner versus Alcares, a Spaniard versus an Italian. But I tell you what, man, I was rooting for the Spaniard, not because I'm Portuguese, but because the Italian was redheaded. Let me tell you something, all right? Ginger Italians? I think not, all right? I like my Italians to be. Olive skin and hairy red hair. What are we talking about? Also, his last name is sinner. If you're an Italian and your name doesn't end with a vowel, don't trust you. Okay? So you're not a real Italian. You're Dolan Valor. No, it was a freaking amazing match. Great five-setter. I think everyone's been worrying about like, what are we going to do now that kind of Djokovic is kind of ending, Nadal's done, and Federer has been done for a little bit. Like who's going to be able to like take the torch and go? Well, let me tell you something. These two motherfuckers are probably going to do it because they are young. They are good. And they're fun to watch. And I love tennis. And I don't really talk about, you know, ding ding ding one of my favorite things i don't really talk about tennis a lot but i do love it anyways

uh let's talk about, you know, ding, ding, ding, ding, one of my favorite things. I don't really talk about tennis a lot, but I do love it. Anyways, a lot to talk about mom and dad are fighting, the president and the guy who owns a rocket company. That's cool. Other fun stuff. Let's just get right into it. Let's call the Brandzino. Let's call the Brandeitha. Ding, bang, dong, dig a little, little loomom, bum boom. Hello. Hello. Hi. Are you okay? I'm sick. Oh, no. I've been sick since Wednesday. No. You got the crud? Yeah, I do. Man, I'm sorry. It's terrible. Yeah, well, who gave it to you, think? Who's the culprit?

You know, I think it's Las Vegas.

Yeah, that's a dirty place, full of nearduels and rapscallions. I do this when I go to dry climates. You get sick? I get this kind of sick, yeah. L.A. does it to me. Jackson Hole's done it to me before, even though it's my favorite place on Earth.

There's just something about the desert, the dryness that my body does not like. You need humidity. I know. You know what Sarah has in our bedroom? I'm going with it every single night is a humidifier. Oh, I've got one right here. It's been bumping since I got here. Do you put distilled water in it?

I do.

That's good because you don't want to get that crud in there, you know? Yep. Well, I'm sorry that you're sick. Oh, it's really honestly been a huge bummer this week. I bet. Is it hard to do your shows sick? Yeah, it's not great, you know? Yeah. You can't call out, I assume, right?

No, no.

If I was puking or whatever was happening, I'd still be up there. The bright side here is it could be worse. I could be puking on stage. Thank God it's not that. By the end of my set, I, like, barely have a voice, you know? Yeah. That's why we're at, Wells. Well, I'm very sorry to hear that. Yeah, it's all right. It's life, you know. Do you like my new background?

It's all right.

It's life, you know?

Do you like my new background? It's very nice. Is this millennial gray? I don't know what that means, but I've heard it. No, it's not. It's got some like differentiation in it. Some texture, if you will. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I realized that there is a conference center in the building of which we live.

And so I was like, I'm going to go use that. I don't think anyone ever uses this place. So this is my new studio. I love that for you. I'm just going to take over. I'm probably going to leave the ring light here. You know how it goes. Yeah. Looks like you're in a studio, honestly. I know. I feel like a lot's going on.

Oh, okay. Tell me.

Mom and dad are fighting.

Who's mom and dad?

The president of the United States and the guy who has a rocket company. Right. I heard a little bit about this. It's amazing. So Elon, I guess, is no longer ahead of Doge. And so he got, like, fired. He did? I guess is no longer ahead of Doge and so he got like fired. He did? I guess. And then like Donald Trump was like, I'm not going to give you subsidies for your electric cars anymore. So then he like went to Twitter and he was like, by the way, the reason why the Epstein files haven't released is because Donald Trump's on them have a great night and now they're in a feud.

Huh. Well, what do we think? Do we think this is a good thing or a bad thing? I mean, it's probably not a great thing. You know, I heard someone say that Donald Trump and Elon Musk fighting is like Kendrick and Drake except for Republicans and I thought that was pretty great. That is pretty funny.

I'm sending you something that's in the news.

Okay.

It's my kind of news.

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