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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Tripping at Meow Wolf

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy, Improv, Comedy Interviews

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Pete Hulne and Sebastian Conelli join Matt Besser for improvised scenes about construction site hazing, pop vs. soda, tripping in an art installation, watch watching without any whales, and more.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Q1, you are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humans only. Improv for humans,

0:14.9

with Matt Besser. Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and guests

0:21.0

will perform fully improvised scenes. Today's episode features Q1 guests, Pete Honey,

0:27.5

Sebastian, Kallelli. Welcome to Improv for Humans with Matt B. That is me. Humans, I sound so relaxed.

0:39.7

I just got back from VK, Honey, Sebastian, welcome. Hello guys. Have you guys ever met before?

0:47.5

I'm going to guess no. No. I don't think so. I don't think so. How you doing? I'm Sebastian. What's up?

0:53.3

What's up, savvy? Hey, don't. You see, this is why I had you guys purposely on together,

1:02.4

because you are brothers from another mother, my opinion. Pete, away from. From the Bronx.

1:10.0

Hey, my guy on the pond. I love this. I don't get me tempted. Please, please, it's a snack over here.

1:21.0

I love you. I'm from Chicago, buddy. Oh, okay. Cool. You tricked me. Where'd you think he was from?

1:27.4

I brought the Bronx. That's why I didn't hear it. Where are you from? What part of New York?

1:31.3

You from? I'm from Staten Island, but Brooklyn now. Are you in New York right now? Yeah. Yeah.

1:39.3

Yeah. Yeah. But I can see you guys, Sebastian, you're baseball fan? No, not really. I really. I

1:48.7

want to. I've gone to a couple of games this year. I like to get drunk. I get really drunk

1:55.6

at baseball games. That's like my thing. Okay. Good for you. Yeah. Yeah. Those are not cheap beers.

2:03.6

Nah. But you know what? Me and my boys, we went to Yankee Stadium and what we do is we buy

2:10.1

like a rack of beers and we go to the park a lot and we slam them before we go into the stadium.

2:15.8

Oh. So what are you? 28th? What are you? 27th? No. What is a rack? 18 rack, 30 rack.

2:28.0

Is that in a box? Yeah. Like a big box of beer. You get a 30 rack or 18 rack.

2:32.9

They call me racks. We call them cases. Yeah. I've never heard of the rack. Okay. So you've got a

2:38.9

rack in the parking lot. You pound in 18 to 20. What's your beer choice, Sebastian? You know what?

2:46.8

Bud Light core is light. Real just something that goes down fast. That's summertime brew. I get it.

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