Trippin - AI Thinks Doritos Are Guns & Wants to Poison Your Pizza?!
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Gregg "Opie" Hughes
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🗓️ 31 January 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Ever wonder if AI is secretly plotting against us with Doritos mistaken for guns and glue in your pizza sauce? Join Opie, Gebhards owner Matt, and comedian Tony P for a hilarious deep dive into tech fails, crayon-eating Marine myths, and mind-bending theories like Antarctic ice walls and humans as Earth's aliens, all while tasting Lawson's Nitro Stout. Tune in for laughs that challenge your reality and leave you questioning everything—perfect for conspiracy lovers and beer fans alike.
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| 0:00.0 | What happened to Pittsburgh? |
| 0:01.0 | What happened to Pittsburgh? |
| 0:02.0 | I'm a crayonita. |
| 0:03.0 | These crayons are killing my stallment. |
| 0:08.0 | I got an example of AI being dumb. |
| 0:11.0 | AI is still dumb. |
| 0:12.0 | It's not going to be dumb forever. |
| 0:14.0 | It's going to be way more smarter, more intelligent than us. |
| 0:18.0 | I didn't even know this. |
| 0:20.0 | There's an AI program that schools are using to detect if kids have guns. |
| 0:26.4 | It's an AI program. |
| 0:27.8 | That kid has a bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. |
| 0:29.6 | So the AI detects a gun on this kid that got out of football practice. |
| 0:33.6 | And they tackled them to the ground, the security guys, because the AI program said, |
| 0:38.1 | that kid has a gun? |
| 0:39.5 | The way he was moving and stuff like that. |
| 0:41.5 | Guess what it was? |
| 0:43.4 | A bag of Doritos. |
| 0:45.8 | Oh, man. |
| 0:48.3 | He was teaching, he was like, |
| 0:51.4 | so freshnessfully. |
| 0:53.6 | So the AI program says that kid has a gun. He just got out of football practice. So he's having a little snack. He gets fucking tackled. And they're like, oh, my bad. Good job. It's an example of AI being stupid. Can you sue the AI? Wait, let me see. You don't want to. Look, the Dorito debacle. Tackaki Allen, a 16-year-old high school student in Baltimore. |
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