Triple Casket

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Three loved ones died around the same time and Fool #1 is trying to save money and asks the mortuary if they could bury them all together in the same casket. Possible or nah?

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:05.2	Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:09.6	And the subject is, I figured it out, but he's still lying.
0:14.4	We'll get into that, find out what that is all about in just a few, because right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call
0:22.3	nephew what you got for us for today well surely we call them a funeral all right
0:27.9	three family three family members have passed three family members have passed it was
0:33.2	expected so what i'm asking for is a triple cask.
0:38.0	You know, one that you can get all three up in there.
0:40.4	You understand what I'm saying?
0:41.6	Yeah, we just want to be all together just a triple cask.
0:45.6	Side by side by side?
0:47.5	We're trying to save some money, y'all.
0:50.0	Okay?
0:50.9	What?
0:51.8	You see my face?
0:53.0	I'm looking at you like Vice President Harris looked at Trump last. Just with the... Oh, it's sad. That's stupid? Yes. Yeah. What are you? What? That means I am a boobin. They're not triplet. It's Shirley. We got to save some money right here. Money and space.
1:13.3	Okay. Let's go, Cat, dog. Triple cast. Let's take it on.
1:17.1	Jenkins Mortuary. This is Calvin. I'm going.
1:20.5	Hey, how you doing? You said Calvin, right?
1:21.6	Yes, sir.
1:25.6	How are you, Calvin? How you doing? My name is Brandon, man. Brandon Giles. Okay.
1:28.0	I'm calling.
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