Greetings, Nad Pose! It is I, the breakfast wizard. He had to talk to you about Magic Spoon.

The sacred odd fact I use to cast my serial mency spells. After years of...

Oh, what's that? Ah, oh, it turns out this is an ad for Magic Spoon the serial, not by spellcasting focus.

As such, I'm going to let Caldwell take over. Ta-ta!

Hey gang, Caldwell here. Sorry about that. Real quick, here is what you need to know.

Birthday Cake Flavor is back. That's right, this limited edition serial was so popular that Magic Spoon brought it back,

and now you can get it for yourself. For a limited time, Magic Spoon is offering a free box of Birthday Cake serial with every purchase,

including subscriptions. This serial is normally $10, so this gift with purchase is a great deal.

To take advantage of this offer, head to magicspoon.com slash pop-up e-day to grab a custom bundle of serial

and get a free box of Birthday Cake and try the magic for yourself. Remember, this exclusive offer is only available to NAD pod listeners.

So go to magicspoon.com slash pop-up e-day to add a free box of Birthday Cake to any order.

Magic Spoon is so confident in their product, it is backed with a 100% happiness guarantee.

So if you don't like it for any reason, they will refund your money, no questions asked.

Okay, the breakfast wizard is still loose in my house somewhere, so I have to go. Thanks for listening, and see you next time.

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Welcome to Trinavale.

Trinavale. Trinavale. Trinavale. Trinavale.

Mmmmm. That was an especially good one.

A world of shimmering seaside spires, sorrowful, smoldering city-states, and three cool cats that are about to get god-dam-paid!

Oh yeah! Money, money, money, money, love-get-paid. I don't know what I'll do with that money.

It is a true adventurers paradise.

Today's story begins outside the benefactors' Worfside Manor. A green flame flickers in the copper lighthouse above and stiff, salty air caresses your faces.

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