Triggernometry Meets Hilarious Boyscast - Ryan Long & Danny Polishchuk

TRIGGERnometry

Konstantin Kisin & Francis Foster

Politics, Society & Culture, News

4.5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Triggernometry is proudly independent. Thanks to the sponsors below for making that possible: - Earn a yield on gold https://monetary-metals.com/triggernometry/ - Subscribe to *AG1* at https://drinkag1.com/trig - Take Hillsdale College’s online courses for free at https://hillsdale.edu/trigger Join our exclusive TRIGGERnometry community on Substack! https://triggernometry.substack.com/ OR Support TRIGGERnometry Here: Bitcoin: bc1qm6vvhduc6s3rvy8u76sllmrfpynfv94qw8p8d5 Shop Merch here - https://shop.triggerpod.co.uk/ Advertise on Triggernometry: https://trigger-brands.com | or enquire at marketing@triggerpod.co.uk Find TRIGGERnometry on Social Media: https://twitter.com/triggerpod https://www.facebook.com/triggerpod/ https://www.instagram.com/triggerpod/ About TRIGGERnometry: Stand-up comedians Konstantin Kisin (@konstantinkisin) and Francis Foster (@francisjfoster) make sense of politics, economics, free speech, AI, drug policy and WW3 with the help of presidential advisors, renowned economists, award-winning journalists, controversial writers, leading scientists and notorious comedians. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	I have people in my life who depend on me.
0:02.3	Most of you listening do too.
0:04.2	And if you're honest with yourself,
0:05.7	you've probably had that moment where you think,
0:08.0	what happens to them if I'm not around tomorrow?
0:10.6	It's not a fun question, but ignoring it does not make it go away.
0:14.2	This is why I think today's sponsor is worth paying attention to.
0:17.6	Through ethos, you apply in minutes,
0:19.8	receive a quote instantly and get same day coverage. No Ethos, you apply in minutes, receive a quote instantly and get same-day
0:22.3	coverage. No medical exam, you just answer a few simple health questions. The whole process is 100%
0:28.1	online and you can get up to $3 million in coverage with some policies starting as low as $30 a month.
0:34.1	Ethos has 4.8 out of five stars on Trust Pilot with over 4,000 reviews. Take 10 minutes
0:39.6	to get covered today with life insurance through ethos. Give your free quote at ethos.com slash trigger.
0:46.4	That's ethhos.com slash trigger. Application times may vary. Rates may vary too.
0:53.9	Busy routines can make it hard to focus on your health goals, but MedExpress offers a simple way to explore weight management treatment online.
1:01.6	Complete our short eligibility consultation with no need for face-to-face appointments or travel.
1:06.7	If eligible, treatment is delivered discreetly, with UK-registered clinicians offering support along the way.
1:12.8	Visit medexpress.co.com.uk-slash-podcast to get started today.
1:18.3	Like, if you offer a girl, Ozempic, she does not like that.
1:22.2	Which you'd think.
1:23.3	They really don't like it if you inject them in their sleep.
1:25.7	That's where they go.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Konstantin Kisin & Francis Foster, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Konstantin Kisin & Francis Foster and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.