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Triforce!

Triforce! #60: Caveman Jackass

Triforce!

Lewis Brindley & Simon Lane

Video Games, Games, Leisure, Comedy

4.911K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Triforce! Episode 60! Alien visitors, Sips' darkest secret, supercentenarians and Star Wars! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hickaxe.

0:07.0

Alright, go on, you can do the intros, be face.

0:17.0

Oh, I'm not in the mood. I'm not in the mood for triforces when it comes down to. I don't want to do this.

0:21.0

Alright. It's podcast sucks.

0:23.0

Shut up. Okay, I'm going to do it then.

0:25.0

Well, that was the intros. That was the intros.

0:28.0

Hi everybody, you know that intro. This is a better intro. Hi.

0:32.0

What's up? My name is Sips. I got a wife, fan of dog, and a family. One day my boss said, hey Sips, are you busy?

0:40.0

I said no. Then put your hand on the left thing. I can't remember the lyrics to that song at all.

0:47.0

It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a boy scout song. It's a catchy boy.

0:50.0

Boy Cubs. I was in boy. I was in boy cubs. I was in cubs. Cubs. Cubs.

0:56.0

Yeah, I was in cubs too. It's a single song. It's your daughter in brownies or rainbows.

1:01.0

Pea flake. My daughter, my youngest is in rainbows, my oldest is in brownies.

1:05.0

Yeah, it's good. It's character building. I have to go outside and play around in the mud and get badges and, you know, help hold ladies across the street.

1:11.0

The weapons training is coming along as well. They've had to learn to use an RPG, set an ID, proper ambushes, all that kind of stuff.

1:19.0

Wow. Yeah, moving forward in like fire teams. For the coming revolution.

1:23.0

Guys, I'm going to tell a story to you guys that I've never told anybody else before in my life.

1:28.0

Is it rude? Well, it kind of ruins my street cred, but I'm ready for it.

1:32.0

Okay. Wait, are you sure you want to tell that?

1:35.0

I think, I think coming out, I think manning up and coming out and telling people about things that are slightly embarrassing seems to be like a common theme nowadays.

1:44.0

Okay, go for it. I'm going to jump on this bandwagon.

1:46.0

Oh, I know what this is about. But key account.

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