Triforce! #210: The Jack Off Hostage Situation

Triforce!

Lewis Brindley & Simon Lane

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy, Games

4.9 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Triforce! Episode 210! It's time for Pyrion to dump those glasses and get laser surgery, Lewis yells at people in the street (daily) and Sips wants to know the best place to jack off without anyone being able to stop you! Visit http://joinhoney.com/TRIFORCE to get Honey for free. Go to http://expressvpn.com/triforce today and get an extra 3 months free on a 1-year package! Support your favourite podcast on Patreon: https://bit.ly/2SMnzk6 Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hickaxe!
0:06.0	Between forgetting the sellotape, trying to squeeze 8 people around a 6-seater table and
0:10.5	the cat taking down the tree.
0:12.3	Again!
0:14.3	Christmas can be tricky.
0:16.5	At least with Royal Mail, sending parcels is easy.
0:19.7	You can save time and money when you buy your postage online and will collect from your
0:23.0	door for £0.
0:24.6	Whether you have 1, 2 or 20 to send, just click, save and will collect.
0:29.7	Visit RoyalMail.com forward slash send.
0:33.2	Simple.
0:34.2	Offer end 31st December for details online.
0:36.2	Sam Mendes presents Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens, an audible original drama.
0:41.7	The young gentleman's name would be Oliver.
0:45.7	Oliver Twist.
0:46.7	With Brian Cox as Fagin.
0:48.7	Love you, see?
0:49.7	Street boy.
0:50.7	Nicola Cochlan as Nancy and Daniel Callugia as Bill Sykes.
0:54.7	Oh look, look at me like a hello to my lawyer.
0:57.7	I love you, Bill.
0:58.7	Original music by Dan Gillespie Cells.
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