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Triforce!

Triforce! #13: Portage Killer

Triforce!

Lewis Brindley & Simon Lane

Video Games, Games, Leisure, Comedy

4.911K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2016

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Lewis, Pyrion and Sips are back for another Triforce! Lewis is getting serious injuries from games, Sips is setting up a camp and Pyrion looks back on the golden age of smoking. Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hi ladies and gentlemen boys and girls people of all ages across the world it's the

0:21.1

TriForce Podcast featuring Lewis and for Flax and me. Hi anyway cracking

0:32.9

in for a while. We're back. It's really put me in the mood for a nice dad lead shot.

0:38.5

Hope you guys are pumped. Yeah I'm super pumped. I feel like a mini dad like a kind of free

0:43.9

dad. I feel like a... because I'm surrounded by dads all the time now. You're like a dad

0:48.6

by proxy. Yeah. I feel like I'm getting like all the joy of being a dad but with none

0:53.9

of the trouble of staying up late and having to deal with the kids that actually have to

0:57.1

be a dad. But I'm doing all the dad stuff. Are you Lewis? No. Do you have like really

1:03.0

sort of obnoxious back pain like a stiff back when you wake up in the morning? Sometimes

1:08.7

yeah sometimes I do. Sometimes I do certain things like like I noticed I was playing a lot

1:13.0

of hearts of iron for all. My middle finger was really aching from using the scroll wheel

1:20.7

to move around. So I looked online and I found an auto hotkey script that allowed me to

1:27.1

use WSAD to move around the map. That's how old I am. So I'm now getting disability assistance

1:34.1

basically to play. Jesus. Again. The arrow keys were crazy. You can move your cursor to

1:40.1

the side of the screen as well. That moves the map around a bit. Does it? Yeah. I never

1:45.0

used that. You know like two things that have always traditionally moved the map around

1:49.2

in those kind of games like since the dawning and time. I don't like pressing the... I

1:54.2

think I needed a bit of mouse but my scroll wheel is very difficult to press in so my

1:57.5

middle finger. I don't know. You worry that when you're an old guy, a really old guy like

2:03.0

because obviously we assume that when we hit the nursing homes case and when we're like

2:07.5

70, we'll just be playing Super Nintendo and all this stuff. Whatever. Who knows? Which

2:11.7

play consoles or VR or whatever? You're going to have arthritis in your hands for

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