Now, the men's room wants to know who sucks less. Yay, time for who sucks less. Ted Smith. Steve, the thrill hill you bring us three stories from the news each and every week. They always suck. Set out a dead spot? It's up to us to determine out of these three stories, which one sucks the least. Ted, I don't believe anywhere in here's a dead spot. I don't know that as a fact. I just like to err on the side of caution because I am up to no good. Now, if you follow the men's room on Facebook, the debate is already underway on who sucks less? Yes, indeed. And like I said, two of these stories are very own Mike Hawk brought us in headlines, but they bear repeating. So let's just get to it. As always, Florida represents, because Florida can't help itself. Now, let's say it's annoying when someone asked to go ahead of you in a checkout line because they only have a few items, right? So I just got two or three things. So what? Well, as if their time is more important than yours. But this takes it to a whole new

level. You might recall a 65-year-old man of Florida named Daniel Kennel. He tried to cut in line

at a public's grocery store, but the couple ahead of him declined the offer. So Daniel

tried putting his stuff on the checkout belt anyway. And then there's an argument. Well, Daniel

got upset. He left his cart and stormed out of the store. Keep in mind, he's a guy trying to cut in line. Anyway, the other couple, they checked out. They left the store. They started loading their stuff into their car. That's when Daniel ran it behind them and sprayed them both in the face with bug spray. He then ran off. Now, keep in mind, at the moment this happens, you don't know what Homeboy is spreading in your face.

So again... with bug spray. He then ran off. Now, keep in mind, at the moment this happened,

you don't know what Homeboy is sprayed in your face.

So again, he's trying to cut in line.

They did not let him cut in line.

There's an argument, so he left.

They're just trying to load the groceries in.

He couldn't let it go.

Sprays him in the face of bug spray.

Now, the cops were called.

They managed to track Daniel down. He was arrested in charge of two counts of aggravated battery with great to bodily harm. One of the victims was hospitalized, but it sounds like they'll both be okay. Okay. That's weird. Yeah, it's a little weird. And then you might... I'll get you with bug spray. You might remember the story equally as weird, I would say. A man ran over a woman with his SUV on the first date

because she refused to let him sniff her feet and use sneakers.

Now, the victim told police that she met 28-year-old Elmancy Circle on a dating app.

Circle met the victim at the Serena Hotel around 2 p.m. on August 24th, and he immediately asked to smell her feet and purchase her new sneakers, all right? Skip of mind, they have just met. These are the first words out of his mouth. She says, quote, when I got there, he just wanted to sniff my feet. Smell it. And I didn't feel comfortable with that. I mean, you can have my sneakers all you want.

I don't care. I'm not wearing them. They're just old sneakers. But people like weird things. So she told Circle that she would sell him her shoes for $1,000, but she left them in a car and would have to retrieve them. She also said that she put the high price based on her occupation as a foot model,

which is why this guy liked her in the first place, and said that, well, basically, that was her going

rate. Well, when the victim momentarily stepped into the bathroom, she said she spotted circle,

sprint out of the hotel room, and assumed that he stole something from her. So she told officers officers she chased him into the parking lot, watched him jump to his red Mercedes SUV.

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