Here we are.

Live, live from my Dodge Ram, 2,500, 2016.

And I got a 2,500 because when I bought my 2,500 back in 2016,

I just thought a 2,500 sounded more badass than a 1,500.

I didn't really realize that a 2,500 took more gas.

I went and bought my truck.

I went and bought my Dodge Ram, $2,500.

I've got a big sweet black, all black, black on black, Dodge Ram, $2,500.

I bought it in 2016.

I still drive it.

I'm going to drive it until 2036 if I can. If I can.

For the record, 91,323 miles on it.

But I bought a 2,500 and the salesman said,

so, you know, how often do you pull stuff on the back of your truck?

I go, oh, you know, every now and then.

And it was, what kind of things do you pull?

And I said, oh, all sorts of stuff. And then my wife took over for me, thankfully, and just started talking about the price of the truck. Then I realized I've got, I mean, I've got

one of the baddest trucks in the world that can pull

anything. And I've never pulled shit in my life.

Guys, it's Carl the machine gun Anderson. All

alone has to be.

Our schedule is insane and that's a great thing it's a beautiful thing

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