Hey folks, this is Kevin. On this week's episode of Riskyle here, Gail Thomas.

Anybody that wasn't good for me was out. I got rid of all toxic people. And there was no one left.

That and more. But first, don't forget to pitch us your stories for our Halloween episode and our winter holidays

episode at riskdeshow.com slash submissions. And the storystudio.org is where you'll find our

storytelling training and corporate workshops. That's the storystudio.org. Now here's the show.

Hello kids, this is Risky, the show where people tell true stories. They never thought they'd

dare to share. I'm Kevin Allyson. This is the new master sounds behind me now. And we're calling

this week's episode Trial Runs. In a little bit, we're going to hear from a new favorite of ours,

Harold Cox, who teaches at Boston University, a story he told at the last risk live show at caveat.

But before that, a story that one of you sent in, you know, we're always asking you to send in

your little anecdotes. Well, Maggie May Anderson sent this one in and it's a story we call Benoit Bugaboo.

When I was 22 years old, I was working at a very quintessential Vermont country store.

In an old building, I had a one pump gas pump outside. It was a general store and a post office

in the deli. And I essentially spent all day running between all those different stations.

And waiting for this beautiful carpenter to come in over his morning coffee and get his

lunch snack so I could flirt viciously with him. It was also at this time of my life that I

happened to be at the bar one night with one of my best friends, Amy, and confiding in her that

I still hadn't had an orgasm. Sex was still a pretty fricking lackluster thing in my life.

And I have to tell you, like, I just think I'm not built like other women. I don't think I have

like sensory perception in my vagina. To what she responded, honey, sounds to me like you need a pair

of Benoit balls. Now, I had never heard of Benoit balls. And so she proceeded to tell me that they

were bigger than marble, but smaller than a golf ball and there were two balls that you would

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