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Hey guys, it's Stephanie.

I'm Trey.

This is your weekly dose of BS.

I have the funniest story.

What?

And I wish Travis was telling it because I was dying laughing when he told my mom this the other day at dinner.

So we went to Oregon and part of our worldwide summer vacations. And whenever we were there,

I guess his brother told him that his stepdad, who is 94 or 95 years old, got a new bed. I

didn't even know they had beds like these, but this is a, this is like a new mattress slash

bed, I guess, that is made to, like, I guess to help you if you're snoring.

So I guess if you're snoring, have you heard of this?

No.

So I guess if you're snoring, this bed will move you, like kind of like, it can sense when you're snoring, and it will actually like make the mattress move and adjust your position so you stop snoring.

Okay.

That sounds expensive.

Yes.

So I've never heard of this mattress before, but I'm like, interesting.

So anyways, I guess day one, they get this new mattress in, right?

And his stepdad is snoring. And the bed moves to adjust him, right?

Wakes him up out of his sleep, scares the crap out of him. He now believes that the bed is possessed by the devil.

Oh. And, well, if refuses to sleep in it, has now been sleeping on his lazy boy in his bedroom because the bed is possessed. He's certain of it. It is not a snoring mechanism. It is the, it is, it's possessed. There's demons inside the bed trying to, yeah, move him at night.

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