eggs at this hour eh i like eggs too much wrong with eggs in the afternoon are we starting on that

yeah all right eggs i like i like an egg in the afternoon hell yeah freeze your eggs yeah

no anybody freezing their eggs is...

In trouble? Well, they're, uh... They might be a career gal. They're not excited. They're not

excited? I don't think so. What does that mean? I think they're like, uh, let me shelf this.

Literally, they're shelving it. They're shelving it, yeah. Otherwise, you know, you'd want to get pounded and jizzed in. Yeah, but some people have demanding jobs. That's true. What if we're talking like a road comic, a female road comic? Maybe she's not ready. All right, all right. Good point, but we know a lot of female comics with kids. Yeah. Who didn't it freeze? True. I'm just saying

if you freeze, I think that you're more likely to go, ah, you know what, screw it. So you're saying

freeze, never good. Oh? I'm saying. Cops, they say freeze, you're in trouble? I'm doing, I'm doing

Seinfeld now. Mr. Freeze? Mr. Freeze? Chill out. Cool down. Yeah, but you might have just pissed off for two female listeners. You might have upset them. I just know a lot of people are frozen and then they never did anything with it. Yeah, but then what's the harm in it? No harm. It's like, I'm not saying this harm. It's like hoarding, but for, uh... It's hoarding. Hmm.

So there is a debate on whether or not frozen eggs, you can destroy them. Is that an abortion? Is that a life? Oh. It's like definitely the step before the abortion. I don't think it's an abortion. No, because it's a, I believe they're fertilized eggs if you have the man. Ooh. Yeah. Oh.

So it's actually technically a kid to some people.

Is that right?

So you bring jizz in and they put it in the egg? Yes. Wow. That's a fun little science experiment. I'm so stupid. I thought you freeze the egg and you put the jizz in later. I thought so too. But if like what's her name? Vigera from Sophia Vigara? Yeah, she did that. She had children, I guess babies or embryos that were disseminated on ice, they got a divorce, and there was a custody battle for those eggs. Whoa! Damn. That's a hell of an Easter. I don't know, I don't know. I'll look up. Wow, you see?

She knew.

That should have been a modern family.

That's even more progressive than the gay couple. That's very modern. That was like a big deal. Remember, they were like, it's two gay guys. Yeah, yeah, Will and Grace. Don't get me started. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Norma, that great joke, he's like, we're all deeply homophobic

because every time Will's like, I have a hot date tonight, the crowd laughs.

It's like, why are we like?

He's a gay guy who's dating a man. Why is that funny? I don't think I've ever seen the show. It was fine. It was, you know, very 90s laugh track, studio audience. Yeah. It was just a million gay jokes. What do you pull up here?, Sophia won the long-running legal battle over her frozen embryos against her ex-fiancee Nick Loeb.

I think that's fair because the eggs are harder to come by, no pun intended, than Jizz.

Jiz is everywhere.

I'm avoiding Jizz all day long on the subway.

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