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Stay in Up Special, Trevor Noah presents Josh Johnson, hashtag

Cool everybody sit down. Thank you so much for coming out good up for

yourselves again oh my gosh we're all here we made it oh man it's so great to be

here with all of you this is incredible this is absolutely amazing

because it means we did it we lived I'm gonna lie I think I didn't think I'd

make it I didn't even get COVID I'm just not a survivor that's not how anybody I

know would describe me I'll even tell you what a year before the pandemic

right fully before the pandemic I was walking in New York just looking up

the sky loving my life right just looking up being happy and I stepped off the

curb that's all that's happened so far I stepped off the curb and I stepped on a

bird okay it's the not a dead bird okay this bird was also walk around not

paying attention loving his life we just collided with nature humanity at

what and so I stepped on the bird the bird and I freaked out and the bird and I

made the same noise that is not somebody that survives a global pandemic

all right if you can match the pitch of a pigeon out of fear then no no one is

checking for you in the Mad Max movie all right you died in the first five

seconds in that montage about what went wrong with the world is you at a bird

like like that's how it ends this is insane you know the global pandemic last year

was crazy because it was the first thing that ever happened that happened

that everybody that's wild that didn't even happen in the world wars and they're

named after the world you know there were subcultures like we could just

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