Hello, it's me Chris Miles.

Thanks for downloading our podcast.

Thanks for listening to it.

Appreciate it. You're great, and you've got great taste, Dominic's here. Yes, hello, I'm here. Aaron's here. Hello, I am here. Captain's here. Hello, I'm here. We're all here. We're all here. We're not plenty. We are very obsessed with George Four Acres' SNL sketch about the British

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The Christmas show That's going to happen. Welcome to the podcast.

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We're recording this for you on Friday, July the 17th, 2026.

Do you know something? No. I can't what it takes, my? No. God, what it takes my wife. Sorry, sorry. You got enough? No, stop. No, stop it. No, stop it, stop it. British pork. Got friends round? No. No, stop it. No, stop it. What number podcast are we on now? No one knows. It must be 600. No. It's not far off. Yeah. It's in the five. Don't forget on the 500th podcast, aren't we going to Necker Island? Well, apparently, yeah. Oh, we missed it. You booked Adam Clayton just as a podcast guest. Yes, that's right for the 500th.

Yeah, you're absolutely right. Did I book anyone? No. No, fair enough. You did. I can't remember who it was, but you did. I thought I did. We do so many of these. We don't remember. It's terrible, isn't it? You'll be like this hour on one day. I think this one is 5-5-5. five. Now that's weird, isn't it?

Is it? day. I think this one is 5-5-5. Now that's weird, isn't it? Is it? Wow. 5-5? 5? Oh, fives? Who got five? He's got five? We've all got five. Five's got five. Is it 555? I believe so. That's good, isn't it? Crikey O'Reilly. That's symbolic. I actually knew that, Tom. Did you? Yeah. Because we thought we'd get a guest for you. For special guests. For me? Well, for everybody. Oh, for everyone. So if you just say, who's on the line? Somebody's going to reply. Who's on the line, Chris? Hello, it's Bono here from you too. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hi, guys. Hi, everyone. No round of applause from the other people there. Oh, wow. Hey, Bono. Hey, Bono, yeah. We're just so starstruck Bono. Hi there, Captain Crapeard, I'm disappointed in you. What, Bono, why are you upset with me? Well, you said something on Friday show that we'll be coming up with a podcast that shocked me and will shock many listeners off the podcast, but I won't say what it is yet. I'll just use this as a tease. Oh, even Bono is good at teasing. Yeah, very good. Wow. Hello there, Milesy. Let's not have a chat. Be too communicator. Tell her to Aaron. Hello, Alan. Hi, Bono. How are you doing? It's Bono from you too here. Hi, Bono from you too. I still haven't found my car keys. I've been looking all morning for him. So it is Bonner, it's real Bonner, because you can tell my voice. I tell you, you know, I took a part-time job. Well, we're not doing music and touring. You took a part-time job? I did, yeah. Something to do, you know. Right, okay. I became a postman. Did you? That's terrible.

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