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My Therapist Ghosted Me

Treating Myself

My Therapist Ghosted Me

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.96.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Joanne loves a treat... Don't we all!? Vogue loves a treat too, but she also loves being told she runs fast and hearing about the most ridiculous reasons people broke up.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Now time to thank our partner of this episode, Butternuttle Box.

0:04.1

What's going on?

0:05.1

Okay, this is literally the food that I give my dogs.

0:07.9

I've been feeding this to my dogs for the last two years and it is amazing.

0:11.9

Well, I mean, that tells me pretty much everything we need to know.

0:14.3

Thank you and goodnight.

0:15.4

But let me just tell you a little bit about it because it is absolutely fab.

0:20.0

They're freshly prepared dog food that isn't

0:22.1

excessively processed like wet or dry food. Instead, it uses whole ingredients. And everyone's talking

0:27.8

about processed food these days. Okay, go on. You have my attention. Okay, well, their meals are

0:31.9

gently cooked at 90 degrees Celsius to lock in the nutrients, then chilled or frozen and ready to

0:37.1

serve from the fridge.

0:37.8

So basically, I get sent. I've literally got an email to say my box is arriving today and I pull

0:43.2

out the food. It's still frozen. I put it in the freezer. Each night I take out a couple of bits of

0:47.0

food and it's ready to go the next morning. Is it weird that this is making me hungry?

0:50.8

One of the best things about putting up box is that the meals are perfectly portioned and tailored to your dog's needs based on their

0:56.0

age, breed, size, preferences, allergies, etc., etc., etc.,

1:00.0

and the meals are conveniently delivered to your doorstep. I do love chicken.

1:04.0

You do. I see no downside to this. Well, do you know what else? You can actually

1:07.8

pause, push or cancel your plan whenever you like.

1:11.2

Folks, you've got me. I am a dogless woman and I've signed up to button up box.

1:16.2

Joanne, you said you didn't like cooking. This is absolutely perfect for you. I hate cooking and I love chicken and they deliver it to the door. I mean, come on.

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