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Hey guys awesome episode today we talk about hookin up a Thanksgiving,

getting girls into your friend group and why guys string girls along.

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Welcome to the J Train Podcast.

This is J Train Jared Freed coming to you live from New York cities.

Upper West Side, Sam Stewart Glazer, every Tuesday and Friday with your emails,

your stories, your questions. I say it every episode.

Let me say it again. Thank you for listening. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you for telling a friend. Thank you for spreading the word.

It is amazing to me. You know I go on the social media every now and again.

I see your DMs, your tweets, your snapchats, your Facebook messages and it's like,

it's crazy. I can't believe how nice you guys are. It's really cool.

Every time I get like the one that I like the most and not to say that all the messages aren't nice,

but the one that I really like is when you're on like a road trip,

it's a big car full of you guys and you send me a little short video,

listen to the pod, show a new people. That's when like a little tingle goes right through my nuts.

And it feels like you've just plucked a feather off an ostrich.

And then you took that feather and you just grazed that seam of the nuts.

The nuts for the ladies out there who haven't seen a ball sack,

it's like a football where the seam, the sewing comes together between the two nuts.

And that's really where I'm getting that full feathering of the ostrich feather.

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