Did you say vote with their feet?

You know, did you say that? Because I don't even know what that means. Yes. I just wanted to expect. That means leave. That means walk out. You vote with your feet. Bye-bye. Big brain, right? And I was just thinking it's hard to vote with your feet. What size shoe do you wear? I'm size 14. And the worst part about it, Mike, is when I was growing up, my age was synonymous with my shoe size. So, like, I was 12. I was a size 12. When I was 14, I had a size 14. And I looked ridiculous. I looked like Ronald McDonald running around.

Wait a minute. How do I end up being the hamburger? Oh, you had nothing to do with me. You're so hambringler, though. Perfect.

That was all about your giant clown-sized feet. Yeah.

The Ronald McDonald was appropriate. I also would have accepted Bozo, B-O-Z-O, a clown from the 60s, man. I would have accepted that. But there's no reason control room. Oh, yes, there is. Wedge me into it, making me look like the hamburger. Oh, you're the hamburger all the way. That's you. It fits you perfectly. I'm the clown. You're, you know, oh, look at the story I got.

Type it, type it up, type it up, type it up, copy, paste. I got another story. Here I go. The story, you're the story burglar.

That's what you are. Something like that. And I'll just say this. For all of the various characters

that were in that land ronald

land whatever they called it whether it was mayor mccheese or grimace or whoever it's not like

there's any character you would aspire to be no i'd be pretty much upset whoever it was uh all due

due respect to our friends and or enemies at McDonald's.

Did they even do that anymore?

Is Ronald McDonald's still a thing?

Yeah, I don't know if they do. I don't think so. I don't. So I'm not sure if that's still a, is he still the mascot for them? I don't feel like they don't throw him out there on the commercials anymore. Maybe scaring too many kids. I'd love to have been in the room when they came up with the entire concept of Ronald McDonald.

I mean, I'm sure somebody was very impressed with that. Now, there was probably that one person. It was like, that'll never work. That's stupid. That's not going to do anything. Use my idea instead. So congratulations belatedly to whoever came up with Ronald McDonald, but screw you for coming up with the hamburger as well.

All right, it's a Thursday edition of BFT Live, five weeks from the start of the regular

season, five weeks from Texans at Chiefs.

So we've got a lot to talk about.

A lot is happening.

Rodney Harrison is going to join us next hour for a couple of segments.

We have to start, though, with what you need to know.

And you, today is you, any professional football player who may be out there

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