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Friday Night Greg

TRDC Episode 95

Friday Night Greg

Greg Stone

Comedy, Stand-up

4.9591 Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2016

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Oh god dammit, one of us had Kidney stones (spoiler: It was Greg)

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0:00.0

I'm

0:02.0

AHA MINOWSKI.

0:03.0

I WERE.

0:04.0

I WERE.

0:05.0

I

0:08.0

A

0:10.0

A

0:12.0

A episode episode 100 i'm smashing all of art with me that would be cool where it becomes art it's it's gone so far into the realm of art where it's like, no, now you just have to know, you just know that this is happening. You don't even have to listen to it. You just know we're doing it. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that awareness on your part. Right. You just wake up and go, huh, I just listen just listen to another episode yeah it's going to be

0:54.9

tough to pitch to advertisers but we advertise to each other yeah that's the thing is i promise to

1:00.5

try to sell you orange juice your face looks skinny that's your losing i just ate are you

1:06.3

you know what let's let's tell you right now do you know let's get on the scale. I'm not going on the scale.

1:11.6

Are you going to go on a scale? I'm not going on a scale.

1:13.4

That's going to embarrass me. Does your scale work? What do you mean? Is it work? What do you work? That's insulting. Are you trying to say he broke his scale? No. No. Whoa, whoa. You just called him a fatso. And you called him that.

1:08.0

No, I was saying, does their scale work?

1:10.5

Because it seems like it doesn't work.

1:12.6

Not because of his body. a fatso. And you called him that. No, I didn't. I was saying, does their scale work?

1:27.8

Because it seems like it doesn't work. Not because of his body. 243.8. I'm a 0.2. I got to weigh myself now. I'm not weighing myself. I have to be completely nude to even consider weight. Oh, I was naked when I did it yesterday. Yeah, so you're down. I'm down, I'm down. I'm down.

1:24.3

I'm down.

1:25.3

He weighs seven pounds.

1:26.3

Let me ask you this.

1:27.3

What's your weight?

1:28.3

Do you ask, so you're down. I'm down. I'm down. He weighs seven pounds.

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