TRDC Episode 81

Friday Night Greg

Greg Stone

Comedy, Stand-up

4.9 • 591 Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2015

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

WHY DOES A DOLPHIN DIE ON LAND????

DOES ANYTHING REALLY MATTER!

PHILOSOPHY, YOU IDIOTS!!!!

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	AHA MINOWSKI.
0:03.0	A WERE.
0:04.0	A WERE.
0:05.0	A
0:07.0	BASA
0:09.0	A
0:10.0	A
0:12.0	A I've never heard of the
0:23.6	I've never heard the story.
0:38.3	My boyfriend.
0:39.3	We're in Manusquan.
0:40.3	Everyone was going to the beach.
0:42.3	They were going really early and I was sleeping.
0:44.3	And then I just wanted to sleep and everyone was like, I could hear their voices, like, making fun of me for like sleeping in and whatever.
0:51.3	But I was just sleeping.
0:52.3	And then Kevin just, he goes i don't know what i got
0:56.5	something cooked and then he just vacuumed me like he vacuumed my body to wake me up and i flipped
1:01.6	out i yelled at everybody why why i yelled at everybody yeah he tried to vacuum me like i was the
1:07.4	carpet yeah that's all right no why no it made me if i was very carpet. Yeah, that's all right. No. Why?
1:07.9	No, it made me feel if I was very uncomfortable. You were uncomfortable? I've been vacuumed before. You have? You've been vacuumed? Your sleeping body has been vacuumed before? I'll say this. I'm going to bend a little bit on this one. By the guy like cackling, laughing, I felt like such a... Well, yes. All of that except I wasn't sleeping.
1:10.8	I was on the laying on my stomach on the vacuum.
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