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A at the beach we got our surfboards we got our tan lessons. And we got a guy named coach. You just embarrass yourself because we're recording. Oh, got you. That's fucked up. It's not fucked up. Yes, it is. I was letting the world hear you for who you are. No, man. That song isn't ready. The problem is I'm going to get in trouble with my label now. Because that song... The label will be in a pussy? Columbia Records. What? No. I label you a fucking stonad. Man, I really don't have the mood. I don't have the mood right now for you. Greg is sick. Of course.

That's not supposed to come out until April. Oh, boy. Oh, brother. Greg's coughing. Next April. Instead of the normal cough reaction to reach for a beverage, he reaches for a chicken cutlet. Yeah, that's what fat fucks do. Wow, that's harmful. I mean, that's a thing. I'm sick, and you already threw a pen at me. You open the podcast up. You're not even talking about my-law. My label was something about a pussy. Well, you didn't even throw in, you didn't even talk on the microphone, so no one knows what you're saying. No one knows what you're saying. Nobody cares. Don't pour water on his feet. You know he's got feet issues. Anthony poured water on Greg's foot. He knows Greg has chronic athletes' foot slash eczema on his foot.

The water can't help that.

Greg throws a sock at Anthony.

Anthony picks it up.

That's why he's probably had foot issues for years because he just freely handles Greg's

socks despite the toxicity levels. Now, uh, just the bed is wet. This is impossible today.

No, it's quite possible. We'll make it happen. Last week, uh, episode 47 was of course a grand

success. People loved it.

Welcome to episode 48 of the Red Dudecast.

My name is Brendan Eyre.

I am here with my co-host, my life partners, my good friends, the inimitable Mr.

Gay Blade Spakowski.

No, your name is Greg Stone.

And my other co-host... Red Fox.

Oh, that's Red Fox.

Anthony DeVito.

Doesn't even wait for his intro.

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