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🗓️ 1 July 2024
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The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry
Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry
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0:00.0 | Good morning millennials and welcome back to the toast. Happy Monday that feels |
0:09.2 | seriously like when you're as talented and successful as we are, like the days really don't matter. |
0:16.8 | So you're saying it doesn't feel like a Monday? |
0:18.6 | No, I mean there's so much joyousness to acknowledge. |
0:21.5 | To me, it feels like January 1st. |
0:23.8 | Oh no. |
0:24.8 | So Monday. |
0:26.8 | It feels like the longest weekend in like not even in a good way in like a |
0:31.3 | end of an era way. |
0:33.8 | I'm feeling like it's December 24th, like the day before Christmas break. |
0:37.3 | Wow. |
0:38.3 | That's so crazy how we're having different days. |
0:40.1 | I just feel like it's like as Monday as they come. |
0:43.2 | Oh crap you have to pass fire at my house I meant to bring it. |
0:45.8 | I was like literally sucking on it. |
0:46.8 | That's like we're gonna be together the whole summer. |
0:48.3 | I'll find you sucking on it. |
0:49.8 | It's like kind of addicting I get why the kids are obsessed Like kids these days I see you. It's the it's the well I was going to say modern |
0:55.8 | It's a vape. Yeah I'm obsessed |
0:59.6 | Imagine if I just become one of those like, I identify as a bait toddler, you know? |
1:04.6 | Imagine, and I start like grabbing my bed. |
1:06.6 | Perhaps not. |
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