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🗓️ 29 October 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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92%ers, welcome to another episode of New Heights brought to you by WhatsApp!
On today’s episode, we get Jason’s review of 1587, Travis reacts to his record-breaking game against the Commanders, and explains why the Chiefs are “AAF.”
We also look at the rest of a blowout-filled Week 8 with the Eagles running over the Giants, Jason gives his thoughts on the weird tush push missed call, Jets Jake takes a victory lap after getting his first win of the season, we look at some absurd plays from Jonathan Taylor, and hand out some Stamps of the Week.
Finally, we celebrate the spooky season and crown a winner of the New Heights Halloween Costume contest, give some advice to dudes in their 30s, look back at some vintage Kelce childhood Halloween costumes, and Travis gives us maybe the best Luigi impression we’ve ever heard.
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| 0:00.0 | You're over a decade older than every other person on this list. |
| 0:06.1 | Man, I feel younger than ever, too, man. |
| 0:07.9 | Every single person on this list was born after Y2K. |
| 0:13.1 | That's insane. |
| 0:14.3 | They don't even know what Y2K is. |
| 0:15.9 | They don't even know the world was about the end. |
| 0:18.0 | They didn't know the predicament that we were in with the computers and their calendars. You know how many gallons of water? We're under, we're in our basement. Because that's what we were going to lose. We were going to lose water. Listen, we've made a critical malfunction. Water and toilet paper. We were stocked. That's what I'm. |
| 0:43.8 | Welcome back to New Heights. |
| 0:47.4 | Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, a Wondry show brought to you by WhatsApp. |
| 0:51.6 | Everybody get on that WhatsApp and communicate because that's what you do on WhatsApp. |
| 0:52.2 | We're your host. |
| 0:52.9 | I'm Travis Kelsey. |
| 0:56.5 | My big brother, Jason Kelsey out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. |
| 1:00.1 | Shout out to the Tigers and shout out to the University of Cincinnati. |
| 1:01.0 | Come on, baby. |
| 1:02.1 | Woo-hoo. |
| 1:03.6 | Yeah, baby. |
| 1:11.4 | Roll the Baylor Bears last week, 41, 20, and we're going over to Utah for college game day. |
| 1:12.3 | That's right, baby. |
| 1:15.5 | Cincinnati, the bear cats versus the youths. |
| 1:19.1 | Smitty, the cats are coming in town, baby. |
| 1:22.5 | All right, let's keep this day going. |
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