Hello, Justin. Welcome to the men's room.

Ahoy!

Ola!

Hey, real quick, can you guys hear me? I got you in my headphones.

Yeah, we got you got you.

Okay, cool. So, uh, what happened to my downstairs area was I was on my mountain bike, and, uh, I went off a pretty big jump and was going way too fast landed

and went over the handlebars just like the the previous caller but my handlebars turned sideways

and they ripped my my satchel open so so you, basically you're saying is your wheel turned 90 degrees.

You now have the handlebar pointed straight at, straight at your junk.

Yep, it ripped it open.

I crashed and burned and I just looked down and I got shorts on.

Hello?

Now we lost you.

And he's fading.

I think we got the gist.

How old did he say it was when he did that?

Anyone can't?

Well, the weird thing, I had a vasectomy, so I've seen what the inside looks like.

Yeah, but at least that's surgically...

It doesn't change the trauma.

It doesn't change the trauma. It doesn't change what your mind is thinking. Sure, but at least you knew what you were getting into it. I've seen behind the curtain. Yes. Ignore the man behind the curtain. And you can really see in there. I mean, you can see everything. Does it look what we pretty much expect? Or, like, what surprised you most when you looked at you say this is the inside of my... Did you see the twins in there? Oh, yeah. And you see Mr. Peanut. Because you got to remember they're taking the Vos deference on the bottom in. Right. And then they cut it. And then they either cotterize it or they tie it. So in my instance, they tie it. they're pulling from the bottom, which is no pain at all. What you need to know about your boys is,

is that from the bottom, which is no pain at all. What you need to know about your boys is, is that from the bottom side of it, there is no nerve pain. It's all coming. That's why it feels like it's going up into your stomach. Yeah. Now when they pull the top down, oh, hello. That's what you go, Oh God! And you feel the same feelings as if you got racked. Yeah. But you don't feel it

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