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Hello and welcome to the Braun Japan Podcast, probably the best way of learning about life in Japan,

but they're actually being in Japan. I'll be host Chris Baud, which joined as always by England's top Japan enthusiast.

Mr Pete Dawson himself, Pete. How the devil.

How are you doing? What's going down?

I'm good. I am currently looking after a little dog. That's my life at the moment. Just looking after a

little dog. Docs it at refuses to poo outside. Oh no. He's just constantly doing little poopies on

the floor. Well, I don't know how to solve this. You just will refuse. You just won't stop pooping

on the floor. And if anything starts doing it, I'll think it's acceptable and I'll start doing it.

Goddamn it. Can you get like a indoor garden space? Let one of those fake turf. That's not a good idea.

What is it with animal? This morning I was woken up at 4.30 in the morning to the sound of the cat

Maro going, and as it it wants to play at 4.30 in the morning, it's a very playful cat.

Toi is one of the toys where it's a plastic stick with a bit of string and a little

temperate toy. The end of it. He's sort of waved it around like, right. And he's sort of dragged it

in. You hear this ominous dragging noise like as the toy scrapes across the floor. And he's got

the toy in his mouth. So he tries to meow, but because his mouth is closed, it's like, it's just this

fucking horrible noise to wake up. No, he's man. Come on, Maro. Just wait six hours. Wait three

hours. God's sake. Glad he can. Honestly, doesn't help that stuff. My stomach's imploded. I discovered

this thing recently. Charlotte ordered these. This new type of fruit called the Kiwi Berry. Have you

heard of the Kiwi Berry Pete? I gave it a Google after you're complaining about your stomach pain

until you're on. It's a kiwi fruit without the fur on the outside. It's basically if a grape

was cross-bred with a kiwi, you get a kiwi berry. No, I like it. The thrills of a kiwi

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