Traveling with Kids w/ Luis J Gomez | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir
You Be Trippin'
Ari Shaffir
4.6 • 826 Ratings
🗓️ 3 November 2025
⏱️ 117 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to you be tripping everybody. It's a travel pot. It looks like it's not facing me. Hold on. Do you want water? No. Or booze? I said a fucking, no, I'm not drinking. It's had a nice fat steak. What? I had a nice fat steak. No, I mean, I hurt you, but like... Yeah. I'm just doing a... Daytime? Carnivore diet right now. |
| 0:22.0 | Oh, really? |
| 0:22.6 | It's all steaks. Just eating me. You got a grill at home, right? Yeah. That's the best. Put a fucking steak on, eat it by yourself. It's $8 and it's serving a $60 steak. More expensive than that. I steal it. You've got replaced... She's got her plasticers. |
| 0:36.6 | You got her play stickers. |
| 0:37.6 | She's like, this filet mignon. |
| 0:39.6 | I was like, no, you got a little stickers. |
| 0:40.1 | She's like, this filet mignon. |
| 0:41.2 | I was like, no, it's two hamburgers. |
| 0:42.8 | It's two hamburger patties. |
| 0:43.4 | Ring it up. |
| 0:46.4 | Where you've been and where you're going. |
| 0:49.2 | This is our race travel show. Yeah. |
| 0:49.8 | We're going to talk about travel today. |
| 0:52.5 | It's UB. |
| 0:56.1 | Tripping, yeah. |
| 0:58.7 | Welcome to UB. Tripping, everybody. |
| 1:00.4 | It's a travel podcast every week. |
| 1:02.1 | I like to travel. |
| 1:05.4 | I've been to at this point, I actually have to count. |
| 1:06.5 | 30-something countries. |
| 1:08.7 | God, it seems like you should be more, right? |
| 1:11.3 | You're out of town more than you're in town. |
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