TRASHMAS Special: Jake Paul, Goop, and Nigel Farage ft. HRTBPS

TRASHFUTURE

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4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2017

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Happy Trashmas from Riley (@raaleh) Milo (@milo_edwards) and Hussein (@HKesvani), joined by HRTBPS (@hrtbps). We listen to traditional carols from from the Jake Paul hymnal, Litmas, we exchange crystal nootropic room spray from Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP, and look into the holiday cheer that is Nigel Farage's life in shambles post-Brexit. Riley ponders the merits of Maoist Third Worldism, Posadism, or good old fashioned Accelerationism to eradicate the decadent West. Like, follow, and subscribe to our dumb asses. Love Riley xoxo

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0:00.0	My strategy of using a wine
0:11.0	You couldn't have chosen a worse implement, like...
0:17.0	No, it's not great, is it?
0:19.0	I'm gonna be RB with a fork.
0:24.1	Ha, who's in the bowl now?
0:29.8	It's kind of weird, it's sort of messer for Milo to be seeing this.
0:33.9	Yeah, it's like I've, it's like I'm meeting my creator.
0:39.1	Look upon your own form, Milo. I'm seeing the edge of like your likes of
0:41.3	Osimandias in this analogy.
0:44.6	Except now in the ball is someone
0:46.8	entirely different. Yeah.
0:48.9	The bowl contains multitudes.
0:52.4	Who is in the ball?
0:54.5	Hello.
0:58.2	Am I in the bowl?
0:59.4	You're in the ball.
1:00.6	Welcome to the ball.
1:01.8	I'm in a bowl.
1:03.5	Do I sound like I'm in a bowl?
1:04.7	Yeah, hello.
1:05.3	I'm in a bowl.
1:06.6	Yeah, this is the serial podcast where it all happens in a bowl.
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